Today's Quote

If it ain't broke. Get a bigger hammer.

Change is inevitable; progress is optional.

Do not attribute any action to malice
that can be explained by stupidity.

The box said "Requires Windows 95, NT, or better",
so I installed Linux.

There are really only three types of people:
those who make things happen,
those who watch things happen,
and those who say, What happened? - -Ann Landers

Life is a grindstone;
whether it grinds you down or polishes you up
depends on what you’re made of.-Jacob M. Braude

The diamond cannot be polished without friction,
nor the man perfected without trials. -Chinese proverb

Your fences need to be
Horse-high, pig-tight And bull-strong.
Keep skunks,bankers,And lawyers At a distance.

Life is simpler When you plow around the stump.

A bumble bee Is considerably Faster
than A John Deere tractor

Words that soak Into your ears Are whispered...
Not yelled.

Meanness Don't jes' Happen Overnight.

Forgive your enemies;
It messes up Their heads.

Do not corner something
That you know is Meaner than you.

It don't take A very big person To carry a grudge.

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