Today's Quote

If it ain't broke. Get a bigger hammer.

Change is inevitable; progress is optional.

Do not attribute any action to malice
that can be explained by stupidity.

The box said "Requires Windows 95, NT, or better",
so I installed Linux.

There are really only three types of people:
those who make things happen,
those who watch things happen,
and those who say, What happened? - —Ann Landers

Life is a grindstone;
whether it grinds you down or polishes you up
depends on what you’re made of. —Jacob M. Braude

The diamond cannot be polished without friction,
nor the man perfected without trials. —Chinese proverb

Your fences need to be
Horse-high, pig-tight And bull-strong.
Keep skunks,bankers,And lawyers At a distance.

Life is simpler When you plow around the stump.

A bumble bee Is considerably Faster than A John Deere tractor

Words that soak Into your ears Are whispered... Not yelled.

Meanness Don't jes' Happen Overnight.

Forgive your enemies;
It messes up Their heads.

Do not corner something That you know is Meaner than you.

It don't take A very big person To carry a grudge.