If it ain't broke. Get a bigger hammer.
Change is inevitable; progress is optional.
Do not attribute any action to malice
that can be explained by stupidity.
The box said "Requires Windows 95, NT, or better",
so I installed Linux.
There are really only three types of people:
those who make things happen,
those who watch things happen,
and those who say, What happened? - -Ann Landers
Life is a grindstone;
whether it grinds you down or polishes you up
depends on what you’re made of.-Jacob M. Braude
The diamond cannot be polished without friction,
nor the man perfected without trials. -Chinese proverb
Your fences need to be
Horse-high, pig-tight And bull-strong.
Keep skunks,bankers,And lawyers At a distance.
Life is simpler When you plow around the stump.
A bumble bee Is considerably Faster
than A John Deere tractor
Words that soak Into your ears Are whispered...
Meanness Don't jes' Happen Overnight.
Forgive your enemies;
It messes up Their heads.
Do not corner something
That you know is Meaner than you.
It don't take A very big person To carry a grudge.